99 Problems?

Best Rap Sung Collaboration
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I didn't pay too much attention to this salacious gossip the first time I saw this bit of news but damn....its everywhere right now so I'll do my duty and report it to you.

Its about Rihanna, Jay-Z and Beyonce. We all know its been rumoured for ages that Riri and Jigga got jiggy with it. My jury's still out on that one. Maybe, maybe not. I don't think she needed to, but maybe she wanted to. He's probably smart enough to be more discreet, maybe not. But truth be told, I don't care.








Right. So most of you probably know Rihanna and Jay-Z won the Grammy for best rap collaboration. So Rihanna's name gets called, she runs up to Jay-Z (who is sitting next to Beyonce and Solange) and grabs his hand and walks up to the stage. As they get to the stage, he visibly shakes her hand off and she throws her hands in the air in a real lover's tiff WTF way. Watch the clip (let me know if it doesn't work). He's noticeably stand offish which is odd as he's all over the track so he could have just gone with the moment and nobody would have anything to say. But then again, maybe Jay "I'm a pimp by blodd" Z was having horrific images of what he was going to have to deal with later from B, Solo and the big bad boogeyman that is Papa Knowles.

Apparently, THE most priceless moment of all this was Solange's face. We all know B is a tad robotic and expression free after being worked on so thoroughly by her Dad. Obviously Solange wasn't privy to this as her face is still capable of expressing emotions. The Knowles are a tad ghetto but looks like Solange got more than her fair share of that helping as her face was a picture! A picture that said "Bee-yotch, No. You. Didn’t."

Hear about the car crash Riri was in too, she's unhurt but damn. See what bad belly can do!!!


For the non-Nigerian readers, Bad Belly (pronounced bad bel-le) is a super strong, poisonous, toxic, virulent, vitriolic, potent strain of bad vibes, or shooting daggers...and it carries the bonus of ill wishes and malice on the recipient. (any readers feel free to elaborate on that one!)



Supercute in her royal blue Zac Posen dress



Beyonce's dress is a little Starlight Express but she loooks gorgeous and its definitely some redemption from the yellow monster above!